Robin Williams quotes

“Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.” 

“God gave us a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at the same time” 

“Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?”

“There is still a lot to learn, and there is always great stuff out there. Even mistakes can be wonderful.” 

“I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone, it’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people that make you feel alone.” 

“If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.” 

“God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.”

 “You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.” 

"The only weapon we have is comedy."

“I believe in destiny. There must be a reason that I am as I am. There must be.”

“No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.”

“People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.”

“Ah...so many pedestrians, so little time...” 

"Reality... what a concept!"