Joke: A redhead visits her doctor

A redhead visited her doctor and told him that her body hurt where ever she touched it.
"Impossible" said the doctor. "Show me!"
She stuck out her forefinger and prodded her elbow and screamed in agony. 

She prodded her knee and screamed, she pushed her ankle and screamed.
Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor asked, "You're not really a redhead, are you"
"No" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor said....."Your finger is broken."